Grandpa lies! Never actually went to school with Roy G. Biv
For over a decade Arthur Mankton has maintained that when he was at school there was a fellow student named Roy G. Biv. It was, he says, because of the letters of his name that Mr Mankton was able to remember the names and order of the colours of the rainbow.
Recently it has come to light that Mankton has perpetrated a fraud to both his family, friends and wider neighbourhood. His grandson revealed that he became suspicious when he was talking to Brian Jefferson, his girlfriend’s grandfather, who stated that he too attended school with Roy G. Biv.
Intrigued by this coincidence Stuart Mankton was surprised to learn that Arthur and Brian had not attended the same school. When pressed, Jefferson admitted that he was lying.
Yesterday, Stuart Mankton questioned his grandfather about his claims. “Rainbows?” he replied “Who cares, the gays own it now, anyway!”.
